Blow Me Bamboo Folding Hand Fan / Clack Fan

The Blow Me fan is black with a white pill banner and pink polka-dot BLOW ME lettering.

It's a bamboo-and-satin hand fan that does literally what it says, if you wave fast. Here's a brilliant idea: why don't you blow me? No, seriously.

The white pill banner and pink polka-dot lettering make it look sweet from across the room, which is exactly why the joke works.

Size: 13 in tall, 26 in wide open.